rb-b is the bible, and this man is god.

Holy Jehova's Testes, Batman!

History is rubbish.

I hate the History Channel.

Lordy lord its dull.

Even their narrator's awesome monotonic annotations cannot save these godawful programs.

There are always shows about archaeological digs in Britain where they find a house next to a major city, or some other junk from many a year ago.

Now, is it just me or does this show that our ancestors were filthy litterers with a complete and utter disrespect for our dear, sweet Earth?

Surely someone would walk past a half-buried necklace, and take it, rather than watch it sink further into the ground daily.

And more so, a friggen house.

How can a town full of people not notice a neighbour's house half submerged in the dirt? Maybe everyone born pre-1900 was actually just a hobbit, so these houses engulfed in grass would just fit in.

To ensure that nobody finds your collection of Star Wars action figures in 500 years time - recycle, bitches.

Just a question..?

Howard, you know the black bits in bananas… Are they tarantula's eggs?

(Fielding 2004, The Mighty Boosh)

Thanks for the add, bitch.

I hate it when people say thanks for the add.

Which party is supposed to say it though, the requester or requestee?

I've seen both.

And it sods me off.

Manners are sexiful, but thanking someone for clicking 'confirm' is a load of wank.

Unless Grace Kelly accepts your request.

Then, thank like a bitch.