cAPITAL pUNISHMENT

whoever invented the english language was a fool.

why, i hear you ask.

because they invented capital letters.

now i ask you, why are they necessary?

seriously though, think about it.

name me one instance where they are absolutely necessary.

sure, in some cases, a nice ol' capital X can look pretty badass.

and in other cases capitals can neaten up a bland-looking paragraph.

strangely enough, a nice ol' picture of dr phibes can make

any paragraph look wickedgnarlyradical.

my main gripe with capital letters is the ease to misuse them:

1. caps lock - TYPING WORDS IN CAPS LOCK MAKES ME READ IT AS IF SOMEONE IS YELLING AT ME.
2. caps lock (feat. shift key) - fORGETTING THAT YOU HAVE CAPS LOCK ON, YET STILL ATTEMPTING TO USE CAPITALS IN THE CORRECT PLACES MAKES YOU LOOK ABOUT AS INTELLIGENT AS A SNOWMAN MADE OF HUMAN FAECES. fOOL.
3. capitalising every word - Not Everything Is A Title, Jackass.
4. capitalising every second letter - wOuLd YoU hApPeN tO hAvE a MeNtAl ReTaRdAtIoN?

i really don't see the need for capital letters, it just doubles the amount of learning those poor year one children have to learn.

once, just once, think of the children.

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Wikipedia is good. [citation needed]

Wiki gets a bad rap.

Why can't it be used in assignments?

'Its not a credible source of information'

It cites everything to credible sources, and HOW IS IT ANY LESS CREDIBLE THAN ANY OTHER WEBSITE?

'Anyone can edit it'

Guess what the internet is, dribbledick.

Everything can be edited by anyone; so stop being dicky to poor ol' wiki.

'Did you know: The common bumblebee has a 10 inch penis?'

You read it online, but not on wikipedia.

It must be true.