and on the seventh day...

Driving through Brisbane one can notice one thing.

The many, many churches scattered through.

I'd have absolutely no problem with this if not for the sickeningly awful signs out the front of each one.

"Brush up on your bible, it prevents truth decay"

"7 days without prayer makes 1 weak"

"Become an organ donor, give your heart to god"

"Lost? Use GPS - God's Plan of Salvation"

Eugh.

Signs like that don't convert me, but rather divert me.

They aren't funny and they aren't cute.

They aren't informative and they aren't clever.

So why.

They make me feel like Job.

The one church sign I can stomach.