The bogan.
I really hate the people who sit on facebook asking about open-house parties for the coming weekend.
They think they're cool but…really?
Not enough friends to invite them out, not enough life to entertain themselves at home.
I believe it relates to the freudian theorem of 'daddy issues'
Parties are overrated anyway.
The majority is just dumb little skanks drinking as much cordial (0.00001% alcohol) until they throw up.
You're cool.
Everyone knows that lemon, lime and bitters is the goddess of the fluid kingdom.
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