Competitive wankers.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise how talented you were.

NRL, AFL, Soccer and every other competitive sport possible, you play in.

Oh you don't?

Then why is it every bloody monday I have to put up with you telling us all about how your team won.

'Say, how'd the Bombers go on the weekend?'

"Mate… We bloody well won!"

'Struth, mate!'

Wankers.