Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Anonymously creepy.

Formspring is gay.
There, I said it.
I am yet to stumble across a formspring page on which the person has not gotten into a fight or been abused.
With every cross comes a few ticks, though.

Formspring is genius as it allows for manyhours of entertainment.
Not only can you stalk people by scrolling down their profile, you can ask them your deepest desires.
But that's not what I do.
Oh no.
I prefer to just try and be creepy.

If you're ever on a page and it says something simple such as "i lvoee your scent" (mistakes intentional) or "why did you throw out that apple after onlyfour bites, it tasted fine. the taste your lips gave it made it even better" (this is of course following an observant day) it was probably my boredom.

The thing is, when someone posts anonymously, the person whose page it is on wants to expect the asker to look like is hunk-a-licious.

For example, if I were to post on a girl's formspring: "Hot-dayum baby, you are yummy. Want to hook up?" the chick would be imagining the person to look like:

Exhibit A.

Now, posting "Watching you walk to your next class. Hoping you walk past so I can smell your sweet odour" will instantly make her feel cautious about all posts. Now rather than everyone appearing as Clint she would see Orson Welles in his later years:
Exhibit B - Please note: creepy old man beard

Dreams of a hunky lover gone.

Boredom gone.

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